Hi, my name is Ted, and this is my story.

It began last winter, as I stood adrift on an iceberg in the Antarctic.
It was Valentine's Day, and my prospects were very bleak indeed.

Then, as luck would have it, I found out about Island View...

My spirits soared! There IS life beyond the South Pole!

I immediately packed my bags and headed to Clearwater, Florida...

Since then, I've never looked back.

I've found true love at Island View. Life is good.